Paul blows off the stuffy BRIT Awards (who give his award to the Spice Girls instead) to attend the populist NME Premiere Awards, where he picks up the ceremonial hardware for "Best Band In the World-Ever!" on behalf of the Beatles. "Can I just say thank you to John, George and Ringo," says Paul in his acceptance speech, "and thank you God."

Tabloids breathlessly report Paul and Heather Mills spent ten days in the exclusive "paparazzi-proof" Parrot Cay Resort in the Turks and Caicos Island. "They ordered a lot of room service," says an employee (nudge,nudge,wink,wink!).

Stella McCartney is named "Glamour Designer of the Year" at London's Fashion week ceremonies, which she attends escorted by her dapper, sunglasses-wearing father. She dedicates her award to her late mum, and to her father, "...the best date in the house, sorry guys!"